Total Deviant Island breakdown teaser

(We are treated to a familiar dock in a familiar summer camp that by all means, should have been sunken in the lake underneath it. A second later, a young man with tan skin, slicked back black hair, and wearing an orange sweatshirt, grey sweatpants, and black sneakers pops up on the scene)
???- Hello there, all you handsome viewers right here. The name's Joshua Garriga, and I shall be your host for the revival of a familiar Canadian reality show you're familiar with, but with a new twist.
(We transition to an overhead scrolling shot throughout Camp Wawanakwa as Josh explains everything about how the island was resurfaced and how he got the rights to the Total Drama license)
Josh- Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa. Last time we were here, this place sank to the bottom of this here lake. Dunno why they continued the show after that, but anyway, it took quite a few years to get the island back to terra firma piece by piece, but not before a bunch of the parents sued the original host, Chris McLean, for all the dangerous crap he made their kids do.
(We transition to the lifeguard chair where Josh sits, continuing the story of how he got to host)
Josh- Long story short, Chris was eventually sentenced to community service and is not allowed to host the show anymore. TD's rights were put on sale, and I was the highest bidder. Hell, even I was surprised by this.
(We transition to Josh sitting on a lounging beach chair)
Josh- Now, if you're unfamiliar with the core fundamentals of the show, we have 22 contestants, separated into two teams, compete in physical challenges every three days while also acting as actual campers for the next eight weeks. If a team wins, they earn immunity and a lavish prize for the day. If a team loses, they'll have to risk one of their own being voted off the show and having to walk down this here Dock o' Shame...
(As Josh mentions the Boat of Losers, a picture of it drops down)
Josh- ...to catch the Boat of Losers and have to go home.
(We transition to the bonfire site where Josh sits on one of the stump seats)
Josh- Each team's fate is decided here at the bonfire ceremony site, where after each challenge, certain campers must receive a marshmallow...
(The camera scrolls over to the barrel in which a plate of marshmallows is at the top of)
Josh- ...in order to stay on this show.
(As a close-up of the plate of marshmallows is shown, a tan hand grabs the top marshmallow. We soon get a shot of Josh eating the marshmallow, then swallowing it before talking again)
Josh- In the end, of course, there shall only be one camper remaining. When this happens, he or she will be rewarded with mild tabloid fame as well as a small fortune of $100,000.
(We transition to a slide show that switches between images of flies...)
Josh- In order to get that far, they'll have to survive annoying as hell bugs...
(...bears...)
Josh- ...friggin' Grizzly bears...
(...moldy cafeteria food...)
Josh- ...disgusting food options...
(...before it cuts back to Josh standing at the Dock of Shame...)
Josh- ...and of course, each other. Such is the norm of reality shows...
(We then transition to various shots of hidden cameras in many different places of the area)
Josh- ...each and every moment will be caught on video via the many hidden camera placed all over the camp.
(We transition back to Josh on the Dock of Shame)
Josh- Who will crack under all the pressure? Who will overcome it and win it all? Find out right here and now during this season of...
(We then do the iconic triple pan back sequence)
Josh- ...Total... Deviant... Island!